I wrote this poem after reading an interview with Willa Ford in FHM Magazine.
Yeah, I actually "READ" FHM. Anyway I was captivated by this woman who happens
to be a sexy hot musician/singer. She seemed real and down to earth.Her music
tends to be somewhat anti-men but it's all good. For I tend to be anti-women in
some instances too. I think we all tend to hate the opposite sex every now and
then. What really struck me was that in the interview she was thinking of doing
a tour called "Porn Poetry Tour". Hello???? . I AM Porn Poetry!!! LOL.
Oh yeah, the poem has some references to her songs.
"Willa Ford" By Alexander The Poet
I just read your hot interview,
In the new FHM Magazine
You're like my freakin' dream come true,
Cause you're so sexy and so obscene
It's a plus that you hate Britney,
And how you love to say the word 'fuck'
I think you are such a hottie,
But you probably think that I suck
Please fuck me and toast all you want,
Because 'I Wanna Be Bad' with you
Fuck me from LA to Vermont,
And from Las Vegas to New York too
I admire your honesty,
With me, you surely struck a big chord
It would be a monstrosity,
If I didn't like you, Willa Ford
THE END