Inspired by a stye I got on Friday, July 20th...


"Ode To A Stye" By Alexander The Poet 07.24.07

Oh stye, that is under my eye,
Please tell me how you came to be
I swear, you make me want to cry,
Because you make me look ugly!

You really came out of nowhere,
And took me greatly by surprise
Now I can always see your glare,
And fucking lump under my eye!

You were caused by bacteria,
And alas, you're an infection
If just you were Cytherea,
You would give me an erection!

Oh stye, that is under my eye,
They say you'll be gone in a week
And once you're gone, I shall not lie,
Some college poontang I will seek!

THE END


Note: Cytherea is a pornstar. I'm not sure if she'll be glad that I
mentioned her in this poem though...


More info about styes:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stye