Oh my dearest sweetest winter storm,
How much I love you, no one knows
Because a miracle you perform,
You make schools and workplaces close
With the many inches you do drop,
My heart beats with utter delight
How I so pray that you do not stop,
And dump a shitload overnight!
If you cause, a delayed opening,
I'll consider you lame and weak
Because you won't be worth shoveling,
And on you I will take a leak!
So my dearest sweetest winter storm,
Will you please make my dream come true
Do that miracle that you perform,
And I'll be pleased and will love you...
THE END