"When I Spent The Day With Mom" By Alexander The Poet 02.10.08

As I woke up on Sunday morning,
 I felt so peaceful and calm
But then quickly I began mourning,
 Because I then saw my mom!

I just knew my day was gonna suck,
 Having my mother around
For I knew that I would have no luck,
 Watching porno that had sound!

And as soon as I'd get a hard-on,
 My mom, she would kill it fast
Hence, I value times when she is gone,
 Because then, my hard-ons last!

So whenever my mom stays at home,
 My dick so misses my palm
Thus, all I could do was write this poem,
 When I spent the day with mom!

THE END