"When Some White Stuff Hit My Face" By Alexander The Poet 01.28.07

I was just walking outside,
At a normal standard pace
Then I took it all in stride,
When some white stuff hit my face!

It landed on my forehead,
Then it slid down to my chin
But soon it had quickly spread,
All over, to my chagrin!

It surprised me really good,
For that, I didn't expect
But quickly I understood,
That the sky was thus erect!

I looked up at it and screamed,
Is that all you got big boy?
For I wanted to be creamed,
And get day off I'd enjoy!

I wanted a bukkake,
That would be twenty feet high
I'd roll in it if lucky,...
Then my mom would wipe me dry!

THE END