"Ode To A Black Fat Weatherman (Al Roker)" by Alexander The Poet
09/26/02

When I need to know the weather
I make sure it's from a black fat man
They know how to predict better
That's why I'm a huge Al Roker fan

He lets me know when it is cold,
And he lets me know when it is hot
He's correct, not because he's old
He's correct because he weighs alot

Why should I listen to Storm Field?
He don't weigh enough to be trusted
But Al Roker, he's the real deal
With his forecasts, much nut I've busted

I watch him walk from side to side,
Slowly, from the east coast to the west
No city, state, country can hide,
From this man Al Roker, he's the best!

THE END