I wrote this poem after reading up on him on his website, lukeford.net.
This poem is about the most hated, controversial journalist in porn
valley...

"Luke Ford" by Alexander The Poet 04.26.03

He's the Matt Drudge Of Porn,
In the industry, he hit a cord
Most porn stars lives were torn,
Thanks to this journalist named, Luke Ford

From the land down under,
Luke Ford relocated to LA
Luke brought with him thunder,
That still shakes the porn world to this day

Luke Ford's a devout Jew,
Well, actually, he converted
Luke's rabbis never knew,
That he wrote, about the perverted

Many female porn stars,
Were living life, with so much heartache
They felt Luke went too far,
Just go ahead and ask, Christy Lake

Luke kept getting sued,
For posting stories filled with "lies?"
But some of them had truth,
Somewhere out there, Marc Wallace, still cries

Today, Luke Ford still writes,
And today, porners still, want him dead
But with Luke, that's alright,
Cause today, Luke Ford's still, widely read

THE END



NOTE: This poem is not necessarily an endorsement of Luke Ford. It's
just a poem summarizing what Luke Ford has done. Some verses may not 
be viewed as popular things to recollect, but hey, they happened and
they only make the poem more complete and thorough. The unpopular
recollections mentioned, are infact, what made Luke Ford, and what he 
became well known for. So I felt it wouldn't be wrong to include them.

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Inspired by a recent event where Luke Ford, a journalist 
was invited on a film set, and a notebook with pornstar
salaries was left open on the table, and Ford took a look at it, 
and posted it on his site, and got heat for doing so. It should 
be noted that whenever Luke Ford is invited anywhere, to expect 
such things. Luke Ford is known for doing that kind of stuff. So
it is best advised to hide anything you have when you invite
Luke Ford over. Otherwise, don't be surprised to see it posted 
on setgo.com

"Hide Your Stuff !, Luke Ford Is Coming" by Alexander The Poet 

If you leave the room,
And forget your notebook
It's best to assume,
Luke Ford will take a look

You were negligent,
You should have known better
It's useless to vent,
Because it won't matter

It will be posted,
Don't try to bitch and whine
Ford can't be roasted,
Ford did not act, malign

That's what Luke Ford does,
So let me shed some light
Hide your stuff because,
It will go on his site!

THE END