"Ode To Melissa Rivers" by Alexander The Poet

 

Your mother brought you in,
Oh geez were you in luck
And from what I have seen,
You're a no talent fuck

You are so annoying,
How'd you get on tv?
I find you so boring,
And you're not that pretty

What the fuck do you do?,
Comment on what stars wear
Stars try to ignore you,
But damn, you're always there

The only sole reason,
You're part of tinseltown
Is pure nepotism,
Your mother brought you down

THE END