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"Morgan Webb" By Alexander The Poet 06.05.05
There is this one hot babe I love checking out,
And she knows which games suck and which are ok
Surely, you all know who I'm talking about,
She's Morgan Webb, on G4TV's x-Play!
Throughout her young life, she never had cable,
But she found an awesome way to deal with that
Get into video games, she was able,
And the girl did master, Atari's Combat!
Apparently, right on Madonna's website,
A lovestruck hacker, proposed to marry her
With her hot geekiness, and body so right,
Such proposals, will continue to occur!
Did you know, Morgan was a Gerber baby?,
And she loves to eat good food and do doughnuts
With this verse, I hope she'll think I'm nice maybe,
Or perhaps like most girls, she'll think I'm a putz!
THE END
Research for this poem was found at:
http://www.g4tv.com/host/46/Morgan_Webb/index.html
Visit Morgan Webb's Official Website:
http://www.morganwebb.com