In Hawaii, there lives a bail bondsman,
Who captures criminals, felons, and gangsters
Without using guns, but just a mace can,
You may know him as Dog The Bounty Hunter!
But Dog started out life, as a bad guy,
In a motorcycle gang, back in Denver
Then while in jail, he looked up to the sky,
And found Jesus, who changed his life forever!
His major thing, is cracking down on ice,
And his family, goes along for the ride
After he gets bad guys, he treats them nice,
Then helps them find a better person inside!
Some don't agree, with methods he does use,
But his high capture count cannot be denied
When you're up against The Dog, you will lose,
Because you see, you can run but you can't hide!
THE END
Research for this poem found at:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duane_Chapman
Visit his official website here:
http://www.dogthebountyhunter.com