In New York City, there lives a profilic writer,
Who just happens to be sexy as hell
And at editing anthologies, she's a fighter,
She is known as Rachel Kramer Bussel!
Rachel is an editor for Penthouse magazine,
She also hosts a reading series too
If there's a comedy show in town, she's on the scene,
Because she's a comedy fan, it's true!
She is also a smutmonger and a total dork,
As well as a legit cupcake lover
Her, I would completely love to make out with and pork,
Then over her breasts, let my dick hover!
What else can I say about this real beautiful dame?,
I feel I have said all there is to tell
And I hope that she don't find this poem to be lame,
Because I heart Rachel Kramer Bussel!
THE END
Check out her official website:
http://www.rachelkramerbussel.com
Her blog:
http://lustylady.blogspot.com