One day, on my journey on the internets,
I found something, Frodo had not seen, in the shire
Hence, I had bookmarked the site, with no regrets,
I had bookmarked the site, of Samantha Blackmire!
A sexy redhead, is what my eyes have seen,
With a body so fine, it defies impotency!
Hence, I made a huge mess on my laptop screen,
What can I say, Samantha Blackmire, got to me!
A jack of all trades, is what she claims to be,
Writer, artist, wife, daughter, sister, to name a few
And if you ever saw her, you would agree,
One of her other titles, should be a cocktease too!
Sami is known, to be skilled in weaponry,
And she possesses, way more social skills, than MySpace!
She's her preferred subject, in photography,
And thinks all mall furniture, is weak and a disgrace!
A chevy avalanche, is what this babe rides,
Which apparently, is loaded, with lots of good shit
And here's some other info, her site provides,
In games of human chess and strip poker, she's a hit!
This girl also excels, at blowing, a flute,
And also, being a part time lesbian as well
Last but not least, she is a gamer to boot,
Jesus Christ, ain't this chick, abso-fucking-lutely swell?!
What else can I say, about this great beauty?,
Oh I know, a strap on dildo, she does desire
And I'm sure all men would make it their duty,...
To take it in the ass, for Samantha Blackmire!
THE END
Research for this poem was found at her official website:
http://www.samanthablackmire.com/