I was watching tv and I saw a Geico commercial,
And the commercial featured a sexy caveman
But something about it, made me find it quite controversial,
And to write a poem on it, became my plan!
They said "it's so easy that even a caveman could do it",
And when I heard that, it just hurt me deep inside
Because you make him seem completely senseless and dumb as shit,
But he developed lots of stuff, to save your hide!
I mean seriously now, why must you give him a hard time?,
For the man is our very own ancestor
And he agreed to help you guys, to help people save a dime,
So why him, do you continue to thus pester!?
Of everything I've said, I just hope you mark my final words,
And these words in your ears shall forever echo
Let it be known that you corporate suits are a bunch of turds,
And the Geico Caveman OWNS that dumbass gecko!
THE END