One day in New York City,
Lived an elf named Rev Jen
I thought she was so pretty,
I wanted her, right then
But Rev Jen confessed to me,
Trolls got her pussy wet
Trolls were what made her happy,
And I got so upset
The next day I decided,
I would become a troll!
So that I could one day wed,
Rev Jen in City Hall!
So with my new troll penis,
We would live happily
We would live in total bliss,
Right in, New York City!
THE END