I just felt I had to write a poem for this guy 
because without realizing it, it's because of him,
that I watch Cinemax late at night. I had no idea
he was behind all the fucking hot girls on that 
network. Which is why I strongly feel that...
Robert Lombard Made Cinemax

"Robert Lombard Made Cinemax" by Alexander The Poet 


When I want to watch,
A "b" movie that gets me hard
I'm greatful so much,
For a man named Robert Lombard

He provides the clit,
That all us perverts get to see
Whenever we sit,
And watch Cinemax endlessly

I just had to write,
A poem about this great guy
Smut you see at night,
It's all because of him, that's why!

I know that someday,
At me, network may throw an ax,
I'll risk death to say,
Robert Lombard made Cinemax!

THE END

Note: Robert Lombard is a talent agent who resides in
Los Angeles, CA who's talent roster includes but is not
limited to: Nikki Fritz, Gabriella Hall, Monique Parent,
Griffin Drew, and Michelle Von Flotow. You can find on
just about any given night, one of Robert's girls, on
Cinemax cable tv late at night. His website is 
www.creativeimagemgmt.com

Disclaimer: It is this poet's belief that since most of
Robert Lombard's girls DO end up in late night movies on 
Cinemax, that I felt naming the poem "Robert Lombard Made
Cinemax" made sense and was valid. Any legal action to
come out of this would violate "poetic license", and would also be really fucking stupid!