There was this talent judge,
Whose criticism was foul
With him, all had a grudge,
His name was Simon Cowell
He'd make all singers cry,
He hated Paula Abdul
Simon could never lie,
Simon was just plain cruel
Simon could look at you,
And tell you how much you suck
Your dreams would not come true,
He'd say bye and wish you luck
His comments are quite fun,
They never seem to be dull
Catch Simon Cowell on,
On American Idol!
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