When I boarded the plane,
To fly out to LA
I just could not explain,
How glad I felt that day
Because I saw Tom Green,
And it made me feel good
A celeb I have seen,
It gave me so much wood
Tom Green looked very tall,
And he sat in first class
Ofcourse he's rich and all,
And I'm this huge cheap ass
So as I sat in coach,
Feeling very serene
I wanted to approach,
This celeb named Tom Green
THE END