"Pissing In The Snow" by Alexander The Poet

Did anyone of you know?,
I like to piss in the snow

Cause when I piss in the snow,
From white, it turns to yellow

When most kids think of snowballs,
I just think of urine stalls

Urine helps, it does the trick
Makes snow gone, it's acidic

So if you see, yellow snow
I pissed in it, so you know

THE END