"Why Does It Burn When I Pee?" By Alexander The Poet 06.12.05

Why does it burn when I pee?,
This much I would like to know
Is it from food allergy?,
Or from some skanky crack ho?

I just know it freaking hurts,
Whenever I take a leak
It's lava that my dick squirts,
The shit makes my knees feel weak!

How the hell did all this start?,
It's like one giant nightmare
Cause this really breaks my heart, 
And may burn my pubic hair!

So I guess what I will do,
Is pray that it goes away
Then I will feel so brand new,
And live to pee, one more day!

THE END

Goddess from www.theworldofgoddess.com  assisted me with the poem. She would like to point out that she knows nothing about skank hos...