Inspired by many experiences going to the DMV...

"Ode To The DMV" By Alexander The Poet 

Why is it each time I go,
To my local DMV
Everything is so damn slow,
It takes an eternity!

There's always many people,
But only one freakin' cashier
This DMV is evil,
Satan must have brought it here!

Now when I need to renew,
License or registration
One form of ID won't due,
6 will, what aggravation!

I suggest you go online,
And do what you need to there
It won't make you cry and whine
It won't make you pull your hair

THE END