Ever since birth, I knew
If I wanted sex,
Could get it from hooker
Right in, Las Vegas
I saved up my money,
I know what I want,
The answer is easy,
A five dollar cunt
I may sound so foolish
To find them on Strip
But fuck it, I'm Jewish
And I want them cheap
My dick always gets hard
Seeing a showgirl
I know, with my comp card,
Head, is possible
Excalibur looks cute
Luxor looks alright
But where's my prostitute?,
To blow me all night?
All night, at the table
Losing in blackjack,
I no longer able
To afford, whore crack
But I know, that each year,
I will book a trip
And try to get laid here,
The Las Vegas Strip
THE END