"Ode To LA Traffic" by Alexander The Poet 

Well what do I have to say?,
About driving in LA,

What I'll remember the most,
Is how I got fuckin' lost!

Traffic here just seems to last,
How did OJ drive so fast???

When pornstars say, they'll be late,
I can now, fuckin' relate!

Driving to place in LA,
Will take the whole fuckin' day!

THE END