"Sin City" By Alexander The Poet 

Visiting Las Vegas,
Was definitely great
There was so much tits and ass,
It made me masturbate

I saw a bunch of shows,
They were really top notch
With many sexy hoes,
They made me rub my crotch

But the Las Vegas strip,
It was a sight to see
They had guys that were hip,
They gave smut mags for free

It's no longer for kids,
They now show more titty
They took care of my needs,
In the new...Sin City!

THE END