Inspired by me being scared to approach hot chicks

"Approaching Hot Chicks" by Alexander The Poet 

I have no balls to approach hot chicks,
Even though some people think I do
I wish I could perform magic tricks,
To make the hot chicks approach me too

Looking at hot chicks, leaves me speechless,
I have no idea what to say
So I go home and jerk off penis,
And hope hot chicks don't think I'm gay

Approaching hot chicks is not easy,
Infact, approaching hot chicks is tough
Cause most are taken or too busy,
Getting a hot chick is pretty rough

I wish hot chicks could give me a sign,
To let me know their ass I can hit
But until then, I'll just bitch and whine,
Simply because I am chicken shit!

THE END