"Ode To A Beer Belly" by Alexander The Poet 

After a couple of weeks,
Of drinking a lot of beer
You notice your stomach peaks,
A beer belly, does appear!

Either you get real upset,
Or either you get real proud
But most likely I do bet,
You brag "I'm a real man!" loud!

So was it the Budweiser?,
Or perhaps, the Heineken?
That made your gut spill over,
And made your pants size, a ten?

But like it or not, my friend,
Beer belly is what you got!
It's easy to comprehend,
You drank so much beer, a lot!

THE END