"Booty Call" by Alexander The Poet

When I got home late last night
On my bed, I wanted to fall
But when I turned off the light,
I got myself a booty call!

A wrong number it was not,
It was definitely for me,
Then I knew I had a shot,
Of getting me some nice booty!

There had to be something wrong,
Cause girls, they simply do not call
They never talk to me long,
I somehow think I scare them all!

Next time I hear my phone ring,
I'll pick it up fast, I won't stall
And I will just be, praying
Just praying, for that booty call!

THE END