This poem was inspired by a challenge made by Dennis Hof,
owner of Bunny Ranch, who was a guest on The Wanker Show on 01.21.03
He challenged me to write a poem within 10 minutes and I'd win a
Bunny Ranch robe. I won the challenge.

"The Bunny Ranch" by Alexander The Poet

I never watched HBO
Until I watched The Bunny Ranch,
The show had quality hoes
And they all had quality snatch!

I watched it with some tissues
Cause I could not stop jerking off
My cock had a few seizures
Thank God for my man Dennis Hof!

If you want to watch a show,
That takes you inside a brothel
Bunny Ranch on HBO,
Will make you work your cock muscle!!!

THE END