Inspired by those that refuse to get off their lazy ass...

"Ode To A Couch Potato" by Alexander The Poet 

What do you call a person,
That happens to be lazy
Who just turns the TV on,
And makes themself, feel comfy?

They are called couch potatoes,
They never get off their ass
They sit and eat doritoes,
And that's how their time does pass!

You people are lazy fucks!,
Just get off your lazy butts!
You keep spending many bucks,
Piggin' out on all them nuts!

What the fuck is on TV?,
That makes you all want to watch?
There's nothing for you to see,
So get off the fuckin' couch!

THE END