"El Nino Freestyle" by Alexander The Poet

To be read to a hip hop beat, somewhat inspired by Eminem's
movie 8 Mile



Yo dog, give me a beat...

One day you want to be cold,
The next day you want to be hot
You're the reason I buy Halls
Cough medicine, get sick alot

Make up your damn freakin' mind
And stick to one temperature
Either I freeze my behind
Or I drink lots of cold soda

So El Nino is your name,
What the fuck is up with that shit?
This effect of yours is lame
I'd still hate you if you had tits

If I see you on my block
I will kick your ass and you'll beg
To let you go and you walk
Oh no dude, I will break your leg

Don't let me see you again
You understand my dialect?
Cause if I see you my friend,
You'll feel the "poet effect"

Word, word, word to your mother
Representin area code 732, Jersey in da house
word, word, dog

THE END