"I Have Too Much Free Time" by Alexander The Poet

I have too much free time,
I ain't bullshitting you
All day I shit and rhyme,
It's no lie, this is true!

I just need to get out,
And try to socialize
But I don't go that route,
Most people I despise!

My mind gets so messed up,
Looking at porn online
I think that I need a cup,
'Of get a life! you swine!'

If you have a party,
Please tell me, it's no crime
I will not be busy,
I have too much free time!

THE END