"Ode To A Lawyer" by Alexander The Poet 

When someone does something,
That is ugly, not cute
Nobody starts fighting,
They all start, a lawsuit!

You hire a lawyer,
That would fight, for your cause
They make your case stronger,
Lawyers know, all the laws!

Most lawyers are sleazy,
Most charge, a pretty dime
But their job is easy,
They'll prove, you did no crime!

A lawyer is perfect,
If you get, in deep shit
You may be prime suspect,
But lawyers, could change it!

THE END