"The Mistletoe" By Alexander The Poet 

It's that jolly time of the year,
When we all expect Saint Nick
He will bring with him, his reindeer,
And you bring with you, your chick

Cause with Christmas, comes something great,
It hangs above, not below
You stand under it, with your date
It is called, the mistletoe

What do people do under it?, 
Well, they both usually kiss
This mistletoe, is some good shit,
This mistletoe, you can't miss!

So this Christmas, find a hot chick,
A chick that you do not know
And you simply whip out your dick,
Right under, the mistletoe!

THE END