"My Stomach Makes Noises" By Alexander The Poet 11.24.04

My stomach makes noises,
And I do not know what it is
I have a few choices,
That's take a crap, or take a wizz

It really disturbs me,
Cause the noises drive me insane
And to God I now plea,
"Hey God, maybe you can explain?"

I never drink prune juice,
And I never take pepto bismol
Oh, perhaps it's no use,
Noises will stay and never go

So now I must deal with,
And listen to my inner voice
For this is not a myth,
My stomach really makes noise!


THE END