"My Personal Ad" By Alexander The Poet 

When it comes to you girl,
I ask of you, these things
Be hot, don't make me hurl,
Don't speak, of wedding rings!

When it comes to romance,
That's what I'm all about
With you, I'd dine and dance,
But then, you must put out!

When it comes to passion,
What I have is so true
Well, I have erections,
Ain't that enough for you?

When it comes to feelings,
Well those, I can express
I'll count all my blessings,
When I see you undress

When it comes to true love,
Well, you girl, are in luck
If my kisses ain't enough,
Well then, we can just fuck!

THE END