"Taking A Shower" by Alexander The Poet 

I always take a shower,
Usually when I see fit
When I don't smell like flower,
But when I smell like horse shit

So I grab a bar of soap,
And then I enter the tub
My penis, I start to grope,
My bod, I thoroughly scrub

I then move on to armpits,
Cause they're the cause of it all
Their stink power prevents tits,
To walk near me at the mall!

As water hits my bare skin,
At the eleventh hour
I always feel much more clean,
After taking a shower!

THE END