Inspired after watching The Blue Collar Comedy Tour movie starring Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall, Larry The Cable Guy, and Ron White...

"What Is A Redneck?" by Alexander The Poet 

A redneck is a person,
Who lacks, much sophistication
I'm sure you all know someone,
And It gives you, much frustration!

A redneck, loves to drink beer
And a redneck, loves to watch sports
A redneck, loves killing deer
And then stuffing it, in its shorts!

Most rednecks live in the south,
And most rednecks drive a big truck
They're quick to figure out,
They all don't give, a flying fuck!

So if you do see someone,
And they look like one huge train wreck
And good manners, they have none
You'll then know, what is, a redneck!

THE END