I was watching the first debate,
Between George Bush and John Kerry
And I thought it was really great,
Just how well George, John did bury
They talked about terrorism,
And national security
Although I had skepticism,
It made for pretty good tv
Bush appeared, lost and defensive,
Kerry appeared, real confident
Kerry stayed on the offensive,
Bush was fucked, it was evident
Kerry felt it was very wrong,
For Bush to have attacked Iraq
The coalition wasn't strong,
And now we should get the troops back
And just why did Bush get Saddam,
Instead of getting Osama
Kerry pretty much thought 'God Damn!',
Bush is dumber than a llama!
Then Bush kept accusing Kerry,
Of changing his mind way too much
But you see, on the contrary,
All politicians do as such
In conclusion I want to say,
Watching the debate was so fun
Surely George Bush lost all the way,
And John Kerry certainly won!
THE END