"Dick Cheney Scares The Shit Out Of Me" By Alexander The Poet 10.06.04
I was watching the VP debate,
And as I watched it, my eyes did see
While both candidates seemed to do great,
Dick Cheney scared the shit out of me!
He may look very professional,
But underneath that suit lies a beast!
While he may appear congressional,
A monster just begs to be released!
If I met him I would be silent,
I would not even breathe, sneeze, or cough
I heard he is really violent,
I heard he tells people to fuck off!
I have trouble sleeping well at night,
After I see his face on tv
I don't think for our country he's right,
Dick Cheney scares the shit out of me
THE END