"The Real Truth About Politicians:Closet Cheating Whores"
by Alexander The Poet

When I was growing up
I was deciding what to be
I wanted a good job
So I could support family

But there was one problem
Of which I needed to address
Sluts, tramps, whores, I loved them
So I had to run for Congress

It was just so perfect
To legally mess with much whores
Everyone would suspect
But they would forgive me ofcourse

On this Election Day
Please let me be your senator
Help me to, in this way,
To legally fuck forever

THE END