The following poem was inspired by cops neverending love affair with donuts…

"The Cop Who Loved Donuts"

There he was in Dunkin Donuts

       Coffee in one hand, donut in other

Outside a girl is getting mugged

      Somehow to him nothing seems to matter

You would think that was his station

      And Dunkin Donuts was loaded with crime

And his most important mission

     That those munchkins would be there all the time

I had many friends that needed

       Help after one too many car crashes

But no one ever believed it

      They were eating donuts those fat asses

And when the end of the month comes

      They realize that they have a quota

They give tickets for no reason

     All of it cause of that fucking donut