"A Hot Girl Smoking Outside The Bar" By Alexander The Poet 11.27.10

I saw a hot girl outside the bar,
 And she was smoking a cigarette
And just 1 thought came to me by far,
 She must suck cock pretty good, I bet!

As I stood there, watching her inhale,
 And noticing, the way she did puff
Something told me, that she would not fail,
 At swallowing, a lot of white stuff!

My penis, could be her Newport Lights,
 She could inhale it, like it was crack
And when she'd be done, I'd end it right,
 I'd say, "Thank you Ma'am and please come back"

So girl, you can continue to smoke,
 If you really need, that nicotine
But cock is better for you, no joke,
 Cause cock's cheaper and gives you protein!

THE END