"An Ode To A Chinese Delivery Boy" By Alexander The Poet 06.09.06

When the weather is so horribly bad,
And far from being good
I can still count on a delivery lad,
To bring me chinese food!

There could be a huge hurricane outside,
Or some nasty typhoon
But it don't worry me, I let it slide,
I know I'll get food soon!

Wildfires and Earthquakes do not scare him,
They could all suck his dick
He'll go through anything and break a limb,
Just to bring me chopstick!

I admire that brave delivery boy,
To him I tip my hat
He solves my hunger and brings me joy...
Who cares if they cook cat?!

THE END