"Baby, Can You Please Show Me Your Tan Lines?" By Alexander The Poet 09.09.06

Girl, it's been a long day at the beach,
And the sun got you good, I can see the signs
You look redder than a Georgia peach,
So baby, can you please show me your tan lines?

Damn, those are some strong tan lines you got,
So I guess your hot body, I now can't touch
But get burned, your boobs and snatch did not,
So if I touch you there bitch, it won't hurt much!

Relax, I won't touch you where there's pain,
But only where there ain't, your tits and pussy
And when semen from my cock does drain,
I'll rub it on your burns, it will feel soothing!

Girl, I have lived through quite a few wars,
And have seen suntans and burns of many kinds
But none of them were as fine as yours,
So baby, thanks for showing me, your tan lines!

THE END

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