"Bitch, Go Make Me A Sandwich" By Alexander The Poet 02.26.06


There is this one thing I keep wishin',
That if I was real rich
I'd have all women in the kitchen,
Making me, a sandwich!

With my work and stress, I just can't cope,
There's one thing on my mind
That when I come home at night, I hope,
In kitchen, you I'll find!

You may not suck my cock quite that right,
But girl, you can sure cook
When you made me a sandwich one night,
I tell you, I was hooked!

See, a man only has two hands bitch,
So let me make it clear
One of them hands is for a sandwich
The other's for the beer!

THE END