"Ode To A Modern Internet Chatroom" by Alexander The Poet 

These days, if you go in a chatroom,
Hoping to make some new friends
You will only find yourself consume,
Cybersex, that never ends!

Chat starts with age, sex, and location?
Followed by, straight, bi, or gay?
Then they tell you they have erection
That's most chatrooms, of today!

Aside from endless horny perverts,
Chatrooms are filled with porn bots
Some of them advertise "girls in skirts",
Some advertise, "gay cumshots" !

Is it possible to make new friends,
In any chatroom these days?
I think that it really all depends,
Your patience, in many ways...

THE END