"Ode To Expensive Gas" By Alexander The Poet 09.05.05

Where can I get some money?,
To be able to pay for gas
I mean, this shit ain't funny,
I can't pull it out of my ass!

It went up alot in price,
Do they think that I'm freakin' rich???
You know what would be real nice?,
If I made Exxon my slave bitch!

I think I'll start escorting,
Just to earn me some extra dough
For the price they are charging,
It will sure pay, to be a ho!

My tank is almost empty,
To drive real far, I can't afford
I think I am now ready,
To learn how to ride a skateboard!

THE END