Inspired by commuting to Brooklyn for a few days.
I think I was channeling Lewis Black with this poem...

"Fucking Traffic Pisses Me Off" By Alexander The Poet 10.13.07

Do you know what fucking pisses me off?
Well, fucking traffic, that is what!
And to it, I want to do something rough,
Like all over it, bust a nut!

As I'm in traffic, know what else I hate?,
The radio stations I hear
They play the same shit, which gets me irate,
It makes my road rage so severe!

Oh my god, it's a fucking miracle!,
For it seems, I have moved one inch!
Oh, if only I had a bicycle,
Then commuting would be a sinch! 

Whether it's an accident or road work,
With traffic, I've just had enough
It makes me bitch, curse, yell and go beserk,
Fucking traffic pisses me off!

THE END