"Glossy Magazine Cover" by Alexander The Poet 

Glossy magazine cover,
Showing lots of skin
Both my eyes, they just wander,
Taking, it all, in

All it is, is eye candy,
It just makes you look
I find it somewhat dandy,
Better than a book

Both my eyes, they just focus,
On the magazine
You won't see me make a fuss,
Cause it looks obscene

I don't plan on buying it,
I just stare and drool
Both my eyes, they get so lit,
Magazines are cool

THE END