"How Come There Are No Hot Girls, At The Gym On A Friday Night?" By Alexander The Poet 01.27.12

How come there are no hot girls,
 At the gym on a Friday night?
For I can't do bicep curls,
 Without a sexy ass in sight!

I go there to get stronger,
 And I lift as hard as I could
But I know I'd lift longer,
 With cleavage there to give me wood!

You think I like the treadmill?,
 Hell no I sure as hell do not!
But I'd stay on there and chill,
 With girls next to me that are hot!

I guess they all go clubbing,,
 Thus, gym on Fridays don't feel right,
And my dick gets no loving,
 Cause I can't stare at them all night...

THE END