"Morning Wood" By Alexander The Poet 03.12.06


There happens to be many things in life,
Which to me, are not clearly understood
One of those many things, is a dull knife,
And the other thing, is called, morning wood!

When I wake up and see my erection,
I am honestly, quite very surprised
For it appears so hard, with perfection,
I just lay and wonder, what made it rise???

Seriously, did I have a wet dream?,
Or did some hot girl come, and give me head?
See, those scenarios seem too extreme,
Because there'd be cum all over my bed!

I guess it shall remain a mystery,
As to why, I wake up with 'morning wood'
But sure hope it goes down in history,
For I've never seen my cock, look that good!

THE END